Further Reading: A Malice Christmas


Introduction

Mana: We should have a Christmas photo shoot!
Közi: But we've already got an interview scheduled with SHOXX.
Mana: Doesn't matter! I want a Christmas photo shoot! *runs off*
Yu~ki: Közi, I hope you didn't upset him again...
Közi: Nah. He's not crying, stamping his feet, or screaming.
Mana: *bounces back in, Klaha and box in tow* Look, everyone! Hats! *distributes them*
Yu~ki: *eyes hat* You sure this isn't dangerous or something?
Mana: Don't be silly. It's perfectly safe, as well as Christmas-y!
Klaha: My hat's deformed.
Mana: No, it's not! It's my latest addition to Moi-meme-moite's line! The Santa Sombrero!
Klaha: ... Okay...
Közi: *better to just to go along with this...*

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Klaha: You know, I just don't think this hat matches my outfit.
Yu~ki: Well, it is a little incongruous.
Közi: Mana... this was a bad idea.
Mana: Tee hee! =^.^=

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Yu~ki: Ho ho ho!
Közi: So let me get this straight... Yu~ki's Santa, you're Mrs. Clause, and I'm an elf. What's Klaha, then?
Mana: The... uh... temptation of widow!
Klaha: *blinks* The huh of what?

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Klaha: *mutters* I should've used Preparation-H.
Mana: *strikes a pose* Cool it fast!
Yu~ki: Er... >_>;; <_<;;
Közi: Anyone else think this was a bad idea?

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Mana: *sings* Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the- *sound of glass breaking*
Yu~ki: o.O; The camera lens shattered.
Klaha: Oh my God! Cameraman-san, are you okay? O_O!
Közi: Yup... bad idea.

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Klaha: Thank God it's over.
Yu~ki: It wasn't that bad.
Közi: It could've been so much worse... I could've had to wear green shorts.
Mana: Just wait 'til Valentine's Day! =^.^=